ADAM HARRISON-FRIDAY works in the ticketing industry, which does not enable him to find you nonexistent tickets at severely discounted prices, although he accepts that you will continue asking for them. In his spare time, he likes to worry about not having enough spare time, but only when he’s not at record stores. Born on 7/4/83, Adam has begun planning his Palindrome Deathiversary on 3/8/47, a living wake-cum-funeral that will feature monogrammed bathrobes and slippers for all guests. Contrary to your assumption, he is not keen on nautical metaphors. Adam lives in Connecticut, but his imaginary WITSEC life is spent in Maine and Georgia.